Monday, May 11, 2009

Ohisashiburi Heretic! / long time no see, Heretic!

hello Heretic...

pheww... dah lame tak tulis blog ni... macam macam nak citer tapi bile nak tulis je mesti tak ade idea.. kalau kat luar, tengah jenjalan mesti ade cite n idea..
takpe.. arini aku dapat satu lagi pengalaman...
hahahahaha
malu ya amat!!! macam tak sangke je aku leh wat camtu/...
nak tau tak ape aku wat arini heretic?
aku gi shooting kat KLCC>..
can you imagine that? standing in the middle of the crowd n people were looking at you?
i mean hundreds of people are looking at you simultaneously..
god im so scared + happy + nervous... its the first time aku pegi blakon kat KLCC... 
owh/.. kau nak tau tak heretic, aku terase macam artis plak time tu... yer ah.. sume pandang... then ... arrrrrrrrghhh...! orang ramai gile.. KLCC lah aktekan... mule mule takot,,, tapi thanks kat 3 orang yang wat aku CHILLAX!!!... orang ertiga tu adalah kakak aku, wahida n nabilah... they give me support n macam2... cewah... macam dah menang Anugerah Oscar plak..... 
hmm..... hope pasni leh blakon ngan sape2 lagi... best tol berlakon!
alright Heretic.. see ya next time/...

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Nak balik......

hari ni bangun pukul 3.00pm
sampai skang kol 5.26 asik rase mengantuk lagi.. padahal dah tido lebih 12 jam..
so... study pon tak lagi sebab bile nak study asik menguap n surrounding macam tak best... dont know why.. so... nanti hari selase ni exam CTu. datang from umah n amik exam.. then bile abis.. balik umah balik... hahaahah... best20x...
so... gudbye my blog.. i wont post any.... coz i'll go back home...
hope to see you soon HERETIC!

Pray that i will study kat umah!!!!!

Things that you can do when you are bored.. Its very funny.. you should try it! hahaahahha...!







THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send you a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)

See how long you can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as you can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh or ending on an amusing note.

Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about penguins anyway.

Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing by and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out.

Pretend you're a robot
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Walk down the street with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 seconds more entertainment. 

Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?

Rate passers by
(Amusement Potential: 10-15 minutes)
Secretly award passers by marks out of ten as you go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and footwear choices. 

Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a random word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.

Pinch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice next to being in pain.

Try to swallow your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.

Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity. 

Make Star Trek door noises
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
Stand by an electric door to a bank or something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.

Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 seconds of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.

Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself"). 

Invent a weird twitch
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye or busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out when you go shopping. 

Make a low buzzing noise
(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts. 

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THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH VERY LITTLE

See what's in your neighbour's rubbish/trash
(Amusement Potential: 20-30 minutes)
You can learn a lot about people by what they throw out. You might uncover some dark secret about them. Plus, they might be throwing out something with value that still works, like a VCR or some porn mags.

Watch TV, repeat everything said in Italian accent
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Sort of entertaining. Include flamboyant shoulder shrugs for added impact, or go for a Marlon Brando set of grunts. 

Send spooky emails
(Amusement Potential: 15-60 minutes)
Look up someone's CV on the web, do some research on them via Google and then send them an email full of personal references claiming to be an ex-work colleague who fell in love with their shoes. Or something.

Play our useless games
(Amusement Potential: how long have you got?)
Waste away the hours with our collection of 
useless games

Make prank phone calls
(Amusement Potential: 20-60 minutes)
Very entertaining, but requires discipline. Remember - vulgarities don't make a call funny, but getting the other person to believe a ridiculous story will. Try seeing if you can get them to make noises to 'test' the line. One to get you started off: Call McDonalds with weird complaints about their food.

Pretend all humans will die except for people in room with you
Amusement Potential: 10-20 minutes)
What would you do if this really happened? Would the group stay together, or would there be factions? Who would join what group? Remember, there would only be power for a few days before the plants ran out of fuel or broke. To travel, you would always have to be near cars to siphon gas out of. Best to do with people you know.

Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
To get any benefit out of this one, you have to have a good imagination. Don't step off immediately, build up to the jump. Study the ravine below. Feel the winds at that altitude. Step off and...AHHHHHH!!!!!

Try and sound Welsh
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
The key to sounding Welsh is to make sure that your voice goes up at the end of the sentence, so that everything sounds like a question. Throw in a superfluous 'isn't it?' at the end of everything you say and you're halfway there. Isn't it? 

Burn things with a magnifying glass
(Amusement Potential: 5-30 minutes)
Ants are always fun to use for this, but burning the face of someone you don't like, under some circumstances, can be just as entertaining. 

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THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ANOTHER PERSON

Have a water gargling contest
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Put a glassful of water in your mouth and see how long you can keep gargling for. Award yourself extra points for loud and amusing gargling noises, and minus points if you laugh.

Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
This works on the "I have the feeling I'm being watched" principle. Conduct an experiment-does this really work?

Have a "Who is less competitive" competition
wonder (Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Trying to win at this will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

Pick up a dog so it can see things from your point of view
(Amusement Potential: 3-5 minutes)
Think about it: your dog has only seen the house from a viewpoint from 6" to 2' high (15 to 60 cm for all you metric fans). It's never seen the tops of counters, what you keep on your desk, the tops of shelves, etc. Try looking at things from its point of view, too.

Pull out a hair, stick in someone's ear
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
Best done to sleeping people. Added challenge in having no one else around, because then you can't blame it on anyone else. Try to beat your record number of times before the person catches on.

Pour water in hand, make sneeze noise, throw water on back of person's neck
(Amusement Potential: 5-15 minutes)
Always a good gag. For an even bigger reaction out of the person, act like you're not sorry at all for what they think you did. Comment instead on how big that sneeze was or about how there was a lot of mucus in that one.

DISCLAIMER: Obviously, a lot of these suggestions are really dumb things to do, so don't take them seriously. 

And whatever you do, don't be as stupid as this halfwit from New Jersey who mailed us this: "we attempted your 'water drinking contest' we drank 48oz of water each in about 7 min, and 3 seconds later we were puking uncontrollably all over the kitchen. how dare you put this on your web site its very dangerous and health dangering. legal action may take place since you have no warnings on your site explaining you are not responsible for out comes of ''useless games' or the possible risks. please contact me back so we can settle this matter with out involving the law. "

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Tension!!!

Apesal lah lately nih aku macam tak leh nak control badan and mind aku ah?
asik lupe je...lupe lupe lupe lupe....
pastu tadi dah tulis comment panjang lebar kat East.. alih2 aku bleh plak gi click C L O S E ?!!!!
F*^@! dah lah tak leh nak tido malam.. asik tido siang je.. malam mesti jage...
study bab 1....tak kisah ah ape pon subject.. kalau masuk bab 3 or 4.. bab 1 aku dah lupe!!!
dah ah tangan ni asik menggigil je!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
so... to anybody who read this...
i beg you..!
H E L P M E !
Give me some advice or nething...
i'd really appreciate that.....

How to handle bla bla bla bla



To all guys out there.. maybe this can help you face the situation


How do you handle the problem of a person loving you if you don't love them as much and should you tell them or not if you don't want to hurt them?


Answer

Honesty is always the best policy. You won't be able to hide the fact long that you just don't love them as much as they love you and you'll end up hurting that person anyway. Think of what you are going to say before you meet in private with this person. Realize that all of us are hurt off and on in our lives, but the truth is better than living a lie. Be kind and express yourself to this person and then end the relationship. It's time to move on. Friendship is usually out of the question because the person that loves you with all their heart will feel like there is salt being poured into an open wound knowing you are dating others. It's nice of you to even bother to consider this person's feelings and know, just like yourself that one day each of you will end up with someone that loves you equally.

Hope dapat tolong sape2 yang ade problem ni macam aku... terdetik.. cewah terdetik.. poyo je... yer ah... tak terpikir nak cari solution bende ni through internet... susah nak handle situation macam ni... kalau kate tak nak.. takut nanti kecik ati n tak pasal2 gado...

for those yang nak tengok the reality of it.... "He's Just Not Into You" punye movie mungkin dapat tolong...

YEAH! that movie is 'F'-ing best ! Everyone should see it!!!! Trust me.. HAHA HEHE HAHA HO.....


Aku curi bende ni from my senior... EDE IRWAN ABDUL RAHIM (Yahood)













"Yahudi dan korang"

A friend forwarded this to me. Well, i think i lacked the statistical part and facts before this. So, eat em up, friends and foes. Yeah, so what if im pro-jewish. =)

Extracts of speech by Hafez A.B Mohamed: Director-General, Al Baraka Bank.

Demographics:
o World Jewish Population. 14 million
o Distribution: 7 m in America
5 m in Asia
2 m in Europe
100 thousand in Africa
o World Muslim Population: 1.5 billion
o Distribution: 1 billion in Asia/Mid-East
400 M in Africa
44 M in Europe
6 M in the Americas
o Every fifth human being is a Muslim.
o For every single Hindu there are two Muslims
o For every Buddhist there are two Muslims
o For every Jew there are 107 Muslims
o Yet the 14 million Jews are more powerful than the entire 1.5 billion Muslims

Why?

Here are some of the reasons.

Movers of Current History
o Albert Einstein :Jewish
o Sigmund Freud :Jewish
o Karl Marx :Jewish
o Paul Samuelson :Jewish
o Milton Friedman :Jewish

Medical Milestones
o Vaccinating Needle: Benjamin Ruben :Jewish
o Polio Vaccine Jonas Salk :Jewish
o Leukaemia Drug Gertrude Elion :Jewish
o Hepatitis B Baruch Blumberg :Jewish
o Syphilis Drug Paul Ehrlich :Jewish
o Neuro muscular Elie Metchnikoff :Jewish
o Endocrinology Andrew Schally :Jewish
o Cognitive therapy. Aaron Beck :Jewish
o Contraceptive Pill Gregory Pincus :Jewish
o Understanding of Human Eye. G. Wald :Jewish
o Embryology. Stanley Cohen :Jewish
o Kidney Dialysis Willem Kloffcame :Jewish

Nobel Prize Winners
o In the past 105 years, 14 million Jews have won 180 Nobel prizes whilst 1.5 billion Muslims have contributed only 3 Nobel winners

Inventions that changed History
o Micro- Processing Chip. Stanley Mezor :Jewish
o Nuclear Chain Reactor Leo Sziland :Jewish
o Optical Fibre Cable Peter Schultz :Jewish
o Traffic Lights Charles Adler :Jewish
o Stainless Steel Benno Strauss :Jewish
o Sound Movies Isador Kisee :Jewish
o Telephone Microphone Emile Berliner :Jewish
o Video Tape Recorder Charles Ginsburg :Jewish

Influential Global Business
o Polo Ralph Lauren :Jewish
o Coca Cola :Jewish
o Levi's Jeans Levi Strauss :Jewish
o Sawbuck's Howard Schultz :Jewish
o Google Sergey Brin :Jewish
o Dell Computers Michael Dell :Jewish
o Oracle Larry Ellison :Jewish
o DKNY Donna Karan :Jewish
o Baskin & Robbins Irv Robbins :Jewish
o Dunkin Donuts Bill Rosenberg :Jewish

Influential Intellectuals/Politicians
o Henry Kissinger , US Sec of State :Jewish
o Richard Levin, PresidentYaleUniversity :Jewish
o Alan Greenspan , US Federal Reserve :Jewish
o Joseph Lieberman :Jewish
o Madeleine Albright , US Sec of State :Jewish
o CasperWeinberger , US Sec of Defence :Jewish
o Maxim Litvinov , USSR Foreign Minister :Jewish
o DavidMarshal , Singapore Chief Minister :Jewish
o Isaacs Isaacs, Gov-GenAustralia :Jewish
o Benjamin Disraeli, British Statesman :Jewish
o Yevgeny Primakov, Russian PM :Jewish
o Barry Goldwater , US Politician :Jewish
o Jorge Sampaio, President Portugal :Jewish
o Herb Gray, Canadian Deputy - PM :Jewish
o Pierre Mendes, French PM :Jewish
o Michael Howard, British Home Sec. :Jewish
o Bruno Kriesky, Austrian Chancellor :Jewish
o Robert Rubin , US Sec of Treasury :Jewish

Global Media Influential
o Wolf Blitzer, CNN :Jewish
o Barbara Walters ABC News :Jewish
o EugeneMeyer , Washington Post :Jewish
o Henry Grunwald, Time Magazine :Jewish
o Katherine Graham , Washington Post :Jewish
o Joseph Lelyeld, New York Times :Jewish
o Max Frankel, New York Times : Jewish

Global Philanthropists
o George Soros Jewish
o Walter Annenberg Jewish


Why are they powerful? why are Muslims powerless?

Here's another reason. We have lost the capacity to produce knowledge.

o In the entire Muslim World (57 Muslim Countries) there are only 500 universities.
o In USA alone, 5,758 universities
o In India alone, 8,407 universities
o Not one university in the entire Islamic World features in the Top 500 Ranking Universities of the World
o Literacy in the Christian World 90%
o Literacy in the Muslim World 40%
o 15 Christian majority-countries, literacy rate 100%
o Muslim majority - countries , None
o 98% in Christian countries completed primary
o Only 50% in Muslim countries completed primary.
o 40% in Christian countries attended university
o In Muslim countries a dismal 2% attended.
o Muslim majority countries have 230 scientists per one million Muslims
o The USA has 5000 per million
o The Christian world 1000 technicians per million.
o Entire Arab World only 50 technicians per million.
o Muslim World spends on research/development 0.2% of GDP
o Christian World spends 5 % of GDP

Conclusion.
o The Muslim World lacks the capacity to produce knowledge.

Another way of testing the degree of knowledge is the degree of diffusing knowledge.

o Pakistan 23 daily newspapers per 1000 citizens
o Singapore 460 per 1000 citizens.
o In UK book titles per million is 2000
o In Egypt book titles per million is only 17

Conclusion.
o Muslim World is failing to diffuse knowledge

Applying Knowledge is another such test.
o Exports of high tech products from Pakistan is 0.9% of its exports.
o In Saudi Arabia is 0.2%
o Kuwait , Morocco and Algeria 0.3%
o Singapore alone is 68%

Conclusion.
o Muslim World is failing to apply knowledge.

What do you conclude? no need to tell the figures are speaking themselves very loudly we are unable to listen
Advice:
Please educate yourself and your children. always promote education, don't compromise on it, don't ignore your children's slightest misguidance from education (and please, for God's Sake, don't use your personal contacts or sources to promote your children in their education; if they fail, let them and make them learn to pass; b/c if they can't do it now, they can't ever).
We are World's biggest and strongest nation, all we need is to identify and explore our ownselves. Our victory is with our knowledge, our creativity, our literacy...And nothing else.

Friday, April 17, 2009

The End?


Today.....
015858 am
April 18 2007,

someting that i really wish to settle...
dah settle... i'm moving on with my life... so did that person..
everything will be ok now.. i was so relieved n happy that all has ended...
and i can begin my new life!

just 1 thing i curious... THE CD.. the booklet( the one that has all the lyrics on it..)
i was surprise that the booklet... hmm...
tekejot ke? tekejot ke?
hahahahh.....
macam lyric tu dah kene study.. no wonder dak tu dapat DL...
maybe lyric tu die slalu gune kot..
ape aku cakap ni... sape yang paham paham lah ye.. sape yang tak... wat2 lah paham...

Thank you kat sape2 yang dah tolong aku n sorry kat sape yang slalu aku bagi masalah...

N to 2572, if read this... if la.. if .. if.... if... ahhaha... seriously.. im so sorry n hope that u can move on with your life n be happy all of the time... DOMO

YYataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!